AN EVEN BIGGER LIE
A little known fact of history (ok, it is not a fact, it is an absurdity).
After the men threw Jonah overboard, they got on their social media devices (I told you it was an absurdity) and started telling people that Jonah transferred off of their vessel because he did not like them.
Yep, that is definitely an absurdity. It is so absurd that it could not happen, right? NOW THAT IS AN EVEN BIGGER ABSURDITY.
